I'm a unicorn








Channel: Comedy
Uploaded: August 12, 2008 at 10:16 pm
Author: fuszbutt

Length: 00:02:16
Rating: 4.00
Views: 604



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Webmaster Video Comments: Umm this is a vid for kaiti. Sorry its crappy. I wrote and recorded the song all today and didnt edit it and I mess up a lot. Umm if you want the lyrics...Im a unicorn, magical as can be.You'd be magical too if you looked just like meIve got a horn on my head and wings on my backIm so magical you'll think you're on crackNoah left me behind, when he was on his boatIve got the tail of a lion but the beard of a billy goat -shrugs-You think horses are cool, the sky is my homeCuz unicorn is one step below garden gnomeSit on my back and you can stroke my horn -robot chicken reference-I'm a unicornThe Hebrew Bible is where I was bornI'm a unicornI'm light and mythical with a long flowing maneI come in pink and blue like a candy cane... what? Weak rhymingIm called a shadhavar, if you are a PersianYou can only catch me, if you are a virgin... I did my researchFlying and dancing are some of my pastimesIf you can't tell I'm pretty much out of rhymes... hey that workedI make annoying neighs and ill chew up your lawnIf I don't know the way I'll ask a leuopleuradon... if you didn't get that reference your retardedIve got a fluffy tail to keep me warmI'm a unicornMy little ponies are my kinda pornI'm a unicornI eat rainbow berries straight off the thorn... badass huh?I'm a unicornScrew fairies, I'm much more hardcoreI'm a unicorn
XxPirateNiinjaxX (October 24, 2008 at 3:08 am)
you are hot
TheWickedCoolPenguin (September 29, 2008 at 11:41 pm)
Who are you????

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